Wednesday, July 14, 2010

6:30

I am not a morning person. Honestly, if the day routinely began around 9 I would be a happy camper. I prefer my days to last long into the evening, when it's quiet. There is something peaceful about the night that is just not found in the heat of the day. Or morning, for that matter.

Alas, my husband is not. He bounds out of bed around 5 a.m. He commences with head-bobs around 8 p.m. on the couch. Opposites attract, and all that. Hmph.

You might remember that a few days ago he woke me up because of the gopher? Yep. 6:30.

Yesterday, it was for insurance paperwork. Again. 6:30.

Today? It was body lotion, or more accurately, the lack of. You got it. 6:30.

Dear 6:30 a.m.,

You blow.

Sincerely,
Headless Mom

8 comments:

Mommy, I'm Home said...

I'm just the opposite, but I think if my husband actually woke me up for body lotion I would not be happy...

AmazingGreis said...

I'm usually at work by 6:30, so you know...there's always that!

Have fun in NYC in a few weeks. I will miss you!

kyooty said...

630 isn't susposed to exist during summer school bbreak!!! time to break that habit. :p I could think of something that he might miss at night... :p

Anna See said...

ick. i'm with you on this one. i would love it if all my days started at 9. my husband hasn't been able to watch a movie w/ me in years-- he's out like a light.

Just Breathe said...

I'm not a morning person either but I am always up by 7am. Blog until mid afternoon and then shower! Hey, did you hear from Andria about not bowling on our team?

Erica M. said...

Hilarious. Glad to read he's feeling well enough for his main concerns to be gophers, paperwork and dry skin!

Susan said...

Sorry, but I find that he is completely clueless to the insanity of function at that time of the day, hilarious.

carmen said...

Swap the 6:30 for 5:30 and you have my hubby. At that time of day, you CAN HAVE HIM.