Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Brain Dump

I have a few minutes until I need to get up so you get the Condensed version:

  • Why are men and children averse to anything having to do with a dishwasher? Load it, run it, empty it. Those are the only 3 stages in a dishwasher's life. If you need to do one and it is in another phase, just do it. Please. Because mommy doesn't love coming home and having to do all 3 when at least 2 of you are there and completely capable of doing all 3.
  • What is in the air this week? Me, and at least 2 or 3 of my friends, are completely disjointed, confused, and kerfuddled. I can't seem to keep up with anything and feel like I'm forgetting something. Luckily I haven't so far but it's not looking good for the rest of the week.
  • I am SO SICK of hot weather. It's supposed to be 100+ here for the next couple of days. Really? Is October the new August? Or did I move to Texas or Arizona and not know it?
  • I have so far resisted joining Pinterest. However, last night I almost succumbed to the dark side. I really don't need yet another time suck people. Please stop sharing such wonderful photos and recipes. kthxbi.
  • There is less than 3 months until Christmas. LESS THAN 3 MONTHS. You have no idea of the fear that is in my heart because of this.
  • Why do you have the greatest hair days when you're going to be exercising and will wash your hair again? I'm beginning to consider not showering just so I can keep my good hair day, but then, Eew.
  • Why is it that I've been exercising consistently for 4 months, watching what I eat (for the most part,) and still haven't lost a single pound? I need a Jillian or Bob consultation. And a pool or eliptical, because OW my feet and legs hurt so much!
  • I'm living up to my shirt today. It says "Mommy needs a glass of wine." Thanks, Kristen! Is it 5 o'clock yet?
Headless Mom


Just Margaret said...

You know what's in the air? Full Moon. For reals...

Jamie said...

OOOOOO the dishwasher!!!! It's like it's hiding behind an invisible screen and noooooonnnneee can see it but me!!!

Carmen said...

It's gotta be the full moon. I have no other explanation.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

I seem to be the only on doing all three dishwasher things too! It's pretty hot out there today. I didn't want to do it but for me Pinterest is like going on vacation. I thought I would get addicted and I am but it's really relaxing and fun. It's 5:30 in Florida right now, want to join me?